What’s in a name? Well I’m sure the occupants of Gross Avenue would like to assure you, not much.
The street is just one of the weird and wonderful monickers given to Australian and New Zealand roads and towns.
Our Open2view photographers will have seen their fair share of noteworthy street names while shooting properties on both sides of the Tasman.
Some place titles are regarded affectionately by locals and give tourists a quick chuckle as they drive through, while others can be outright offensive…
A plan to change the names of Nigger Hill and Niggerhead in the South Island to the less offensive alternatives, Tawhai Hill and Kānuka Hills respectively, has stirred up 61 objections. Alternative names are due to go out for public consultation this month.
But putting the offensive titles to one side, let’s take a look at some of the best place names hailing from our shores.
10. Cape Foulwind, New Zealand
I dread to think what stench was pungent enough to earn this West Coast headland this unfortunate name.
9. Disappointment Hill, Australia
The story goes that explorer Fran Hann climbed the Western Australian hill in 1903 to find no water and was disappointed. It doesn’t sound like things have improved that much for the hill since.
8. Come By Chance, Australia
The small country town with the unusual name is situated on the Baradine Creek in northern New South Wales.
7. Lois Lane, Australia
Australia is home to a host of streets bearing the name of the fictional reporter and Superman’s love interest.
6. Gross Ave, Australia
Two Aussie streets carry this title – one in Queensland and one in New South Wales. In fact, Australia is actually littered with “Gross” streets and roads.
5. Little Wart and The Pimple, New Zealand
These hills are located in Otago and Marlborough respectively.
4. Fashion Parade, Australia
Strike a pose. This Melbourne street has actually very little connection with the catwalk.
3. Snuffle Nose, New Zealand
Snuffle Nose is a point in Canterbury with a delightful sounding name.
2. Nowhere Else, Australia
There’s nowhere else quite like this Tasmanian town … except there’s a place in South Australia which bears the same name.
1. Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu, New Zealand
We couldn’t do this list without giving a shout out to the world’s longest place name. At 85 letters long, this Hawke’s Bay hill holds the world record. Now take a deep breath and see if you can pronounce it.
Honorary Mention: Matata, New Zealand